Have you ever found yourself pondering the hard questions in life, especially when you’re a box deep and stuck trying to bum a puff from your rich mate. You’re inhaling that Pineapple goodness and wondering, “I wonder which vapes each politician is?” Well this week, I’ve answered that question for you. In a visual form, cause you know ADHD.
- I don’t know, she looks like a shortland street character and I think that a fictional television character is the only person who would enjoy this flavour
- I don’t know, cool like he is
- Once again, cool like she is
- Actually the worst flavour and probably one of the most expensive disposables there is. Which should still fit into our anti- abortion, seven homes owned, why should we increase minimum wages, millionaire Luxon’s budget.
- Almost as Big, as the big problem of climate change. Tastes like grass so that ties in well with the Climate.
- Mega plus, because I know, as the finance spokesperson, she has mega stonks.
- 1000 puffs would still probably last longer than his short stint as National Party leader, brown cause he’s the agricultural spokesperson and probably likes to play in cow shit.
- Looks just like a cigar or rolled up dog shit for our favourite tobacco lobbyist
- Doing her part for the environment with the recyclable vape, but staying woke with the jungle juice and the “its white cis men who cause violence in the world” comment
- He definitely thinks he’s cool with this vape, but he's actually an arrogant prick (Aunty Cindy's words, not just mine) Could probably vorteke one long white in about 7 minutes